No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

I have never heard of him before. I recognize my comment isn’t unique, except in perhaps phrasing. Has Clarkr said something within the same vein?

I wouldn’t say it’s magic. It’s more like understanding how the forces that hold together our universe, and how we can harness these forces for our own gain.

I thought it might have been after I hit post, but the effort wasn’t there to edit or delete.

I wonder if they drew the dinosaur or the falling molten debris first?

Isn’t this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

I had cast my favorite harry potter spell, licktorus clitorus, and while I was plucking the notes on that wonderful little harp, her cat crept in. Head back, eyes closed, mouth agape, toes gripping the fabric of the couch, and that’s when the cat decided to get her face into her face as far as she could, given the time alloted for an expression of gratitude and ecstacy. She was immediately alarmed by a whisker brushing the sides of her mouth as the kitten’s twitchy little nose dove past her teeth. It ruined the experience, but it’s funny to mention now.

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I’m super hyped for, however.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they’d get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?