Learn to swim

…in meth.

https://youtu.be/J34UzHo4G5w?si=SJ_g0omvsufAQjgB

Well I am glad he finally said something but it’s too little too late. How many more suicides were there this year in the US versus say, 2019? I’ll bet those numbers have experienced inflation. All so Walmarts stock can go up by a dollar.

What the hell else is there? Good luck getting universities using OpenOffice

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

It was probably just cause the OP didn’t comment the word “cockleburrs” into the thread within 30 minutes of posting, which as you all know is an egregious violation of rule #15.

Maybe I’m dumb for not lumping an entire generation of people into this huge group of bad actors who intentionally and maliciously hurt all subsequent generations.

The issue is money. What part of “people don’t have money” is so hard to digest?

The disparity has become much much wider over the years, and that is the issue.

Can’t get fooled again.

Lol. They weren’t all mine. I bought one for wife, a couple more for wife’s family. They didn’t all die at once, each lasted about a year and I’d replace them until I was like… wait a minute

They should have just given the money to good moderators that clean up their shitty platform

I have owned probably a dozen Fitbits over the years.

Not coincidentally, I own a dozen dead Fitbits.

Honestly you are better off buying the cheapest Chinese product on Amazon. Fitbits are pure fucking diarrhea in wearable form, and I eagerly await the class action lawsuit.

It’d be hard not to bite that ass

Literal brainworms. Someone test our GOP members of Congress.

I’m not sure you can use “going down on” in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

Well I found out about it later, but yes I guess I did. Got away with it too!

Temu, Shein, Alibaba and even Amazon are full of unsafe products not manufactured under sufficient quality standards.

Recently we bought some plates for a party that had gold metallic polka dots on them. I was able to use a plastic fork to scrape off these polka dots. People were eating cake off these plates. The metallic paint was going into people’s mouths.

Also, many of these products are only designed to last for a short time before they break, so we are literally filling landfills with this plastic junk we get sent over to us from China by the shipping container load.

• Many humans reported an issue where their children would cry in the middle of the night. This has been fixed.

• Fixed many other issues that were preventing a full night’s sleep.

Shit man, I get it. I wish people wouldn’t … But it’s hard not to feel hopeless sometimes.

There are a couple of fantastic episodes sprinkled in there though. One is like a Black Mirror episode with Mulder and Scully being chased by a malevolent AI. There are a few that seem like they came straight out of the 90s monster of the week episodes too.

I think it’s so weird how Valve announced this game.

“Hey, this is Counter Strike 2, over twenty years in the making. Let’s start by explaining volumetric smoke grenades.”

Valve used to be able to harness the power of hype for its games, not treat them like upgrades or patches.