Smooth on top, rugged in the middle

Wait, you can’t eat and breathe through the same hole?

I tried to figure out Mastodon a few months ago. I’m with you.

Someone asked me to follow them on Mastodon. I couldn’t find them in the app. He sent me the direct link and it opened up a browser on my phone, refusing to recognize the app.

I finally added them directly from a browser by by remembering which server I was in, log into that, visiting their link again, adding them from my logged in server, and then it finally appeared in the app.

And if I’m dealing with thet level of monkeying around, how many others are? How the hell are we supposed to contribute and add content and find social circles when we’re fighting with the UI?

Lemmy seems to have figured out how to not make a sucky experience with multiple servers.

Not really. Just Facebook memes and it was often from a person who heard from someone who worked with him.

Which made it dubious but how often I saw it is sus.

At least make the shot count.

My buddy with the fedora is really just looking for friendship first. He has a lot of female friends. Saw a girl with a cool shirt, brought it up, and they spent the hour talking and pretty sure they’re doing coffee dates now and moving into something more.

Where my brother who is a gym rat goes around asking literally every woman under the sun if they want to have dinner. I watched him go up to the bartender, ask her out, get rejected, then while walking to the bathroom, get rejected by a girl waiting in line in the bathroom. He calls it a numbers game and is oblivious of how he sees women. Also yuck when he asked out the bartender.

Sorry, I’m not letting go of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Yu-Gi-Oh before hoes.

(Joking. I’m married and we both sacrificed some things in our 15+ years of a relationship)

There’s that shitty YouTube influencer asmongold, the dude who sleeps in garbage, who was filming immigration raids with popcorn?

I know this because I called it out to my one friend who frequently watches YouTube Influencers and defends their behavior as “peak comedy”.

Well he’s struggling to defend this right wing trash.

Can we get these New Liberals folk to get off of BigTech like Meta? Or at least get on the Fediverse and cross post?

Is there a site to buy these that I can trust? Or should I just make my own?

I’ve read only weird things about Barron. All rumors, but all weird. Like the “I killed the dog because I wanted to see what sound he’ll make” weird.

Why isn’t Lemmy’s Leopard Ate My Face community thriving right now?

I have never heard of hunter safety. Then again, I live in the city and most of the folks I know are cosplay hunters who brag about one day hunting a deer but would cry if they ever had to skin a rabbit.

Any organizations you can recommend?

Ah yeah, Josh Hawley. I still think of him as the fragile little snowflake](https://www.npr.org/2021/11/11/1054615028/is-masculinity-under-attack-sen-hawley-wants-to-defend-the-men-of-america) who got his feelings hurt because he thinks “masculinity” is under attack. Even wrote a book about it. Imagine thinking that deeply about men.

Because their CEO praises Trump?

I know you didn’t say that I just wanted to point that out!

THERES NOTHING MORE STRAIGHT THAN BEING THE ALPHA MALE IN A SEA OF OTHER MALES.

DOMINATE THE WEAKER MALES.

MAKE THEM KNOW THEIR PLACE.

DO NOT THINK ABOUT THEIR NON-ALPHA PENISES OR THEIR CUTE LITTLE BUTTS.

FOR YOU, YOU ARE THE MOST ALPHA OF ALPHAS.

It’s gonna get nasty.

Trump is now uniting Canadians like never before.

Haha gotta love it

Same. I wonder if she’s guarding her chickens? Those breakfast restaurants might get real desperate.

Uh we are currently on Google Pixel 9.

Google Pixel 4 is kind of old. I am unfortunately a victim of the 4a battery.

My solution after 3 years was upgrade to pixel 5a, which was a free upgrade because I had that Google Fi bonus. Google 7 was out, but I didn’t care.

I mean I’m glad they’re still head accountable. But this is like finally giving people who hated Windows 7 a coupon?