Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won’t pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Sure, bud.

Really? I voted for Biden and I wouldn’t take that bet.

Brother, I just want someone in the white house who knows who knows what a pdf is.

Your team’s out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy is mentally unfit for office. Vote for OUR team’s out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

It won’t be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn’t look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.

Most oat milks now include emulsified lipids for this reason. Oatly foams up to a head better than whole milk. You can’t make butter out of it, but I doubt you’re making butter from your milk at home anyway.

Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

But they already have to read the subtitles for the interviews which are the bulk of the documentary, so people who don’t like subtitles are going to be turned off anyway. It’s a bizarre decision.

I watched this the other day and it’s pretty good. But I’m not sure what the point of having Fred Armisen dub the show clips was. All the interviews are in Japanese with subtitles, as they should be. Why didn’t they just subtitle the show? Baffling.

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

I hope it’s yaboi Kaczynski because I’m in the same boat.