VM_Abrantes

lmao imagine having an affinity towards felines because a parasite told you to

Lagoon: sweating profusely

okay

“You guys, if you just kept listening at the very end you can hear me say ‘slash ess’, clear as day.”

New theory: JFK wasn’t shot, he recalled this moment and cringed so hard his head exploded.

Bethesda: Serana will refuse any marriage proposals because she’s a vampire. You can turn Serana back into a human, she’s still going to refuse, because fuck you.

Hell, with all of the features that are being removed these days, there’s no justification for the price.

Now that LG is out of the market, I had to get a Nokia smartphone just to get an external microSD card slot and aux port.

$1000+ phone with capped internal memory for the purpose of pushing subscription cloud storage? Or a $300 phone with expandable physical storage?

Yeah, I don’t blame him. If the slog were one or two books, that would be forgivable, but four and the majority of Knife of Dreams is excessive.

I was under the impression that after the success of Spider verse that Sony was going to invest more in Miles Morales than Peter Parker and that the MCU can keep doing what it’s doing.

The books or the godawful Amazon series?

One of them being more insufferable than he was.

With the reports of Metroid Prime 4 having to restart development from scratch and getting no news after that, the switch successor speculation is really starting to add up.

Socialized Health Care

Whoever ends up doing so should set up the interface so that Lemmy posts are blue and kbin posts green, that way Lemmy users can downvote us and call us poor.

[cries in Wheel of Time]

“Our prime purpose in this world is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.”

• The Dalai Lama

I had accepted the fact that we wouldn’t see R.O.B. as a playable racer again, but seeing the recent character DLC has me holding out hope that he’s included in Wave 6.

King: What’s with these changes? Jack Torrence is supposed to overcome the evil and save his family!

Kubrick: Dude, have you even read this story? Jack Torrence is an irredeemable monster.

King: [tearing up] I’M THAT IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER