Wled is great for the ones around all the time, xlights/fpp if you want anything orchestrated. (Warning: it, like most hobbies, is a money sink)

I have a set of outdoor lights that stay outdoors, that are programmable, so they are always seasonal/holiday/birthday related. Indoors we do Halloween, Christmas, Easter, and I’m sure others

That and live. I’m sure just living will annoy some people.

Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

Depending on the curriculum, teachers don’t have time to veer or customize things. It’s, unfortunate, but there are companies selling proven curriculum guides to help kids, but the reality is that it is turning away teachers who actually teach (because following a pre designed plan sucks the fun out of it).

It’s tough, and I don’t know the answer as a parent.

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

You have an app? You’re saying I’ve been following them around for no reason?

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I currently leave a bunch of candy on my front steps, most kids really only take 1-3, and I’m out with my kid, so whatever. We check on the camera a few times a night, and if it’s empty, we reroute and refill it. This year, Capri Sun and chips have been a big hit.

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

I did the same, except ‘nothing’ was ‘play with my kid’ and several years later it still registers as a very happy time, even though I should have been worrying about work, or lack thereof.

(I was going to the trampoline park 2-3 times a week with a toddler, great times.)

They’ve moved on from apple gift cards?

That’s Wanda with an AK, right?

Only okay if you number it #4 and don’t make the first three.

Is it one way? If so, I will pass.

If not, I would take my kid to see some of the big steam engines of the past that we can’t anymore, take a ride on an established safe train/route. (Or maybe buy some old Lego to take home)

Underwear, either gender. Though you said no value, so uh, dryer lint? Clothes pins? Dog biscuits? A dog poop bag with pudding in it?