I thought the same when the nut jobs of the Tea Party started tearing the Rs apart…guess what happened?

Brussels sprouts, not the small bitter little bitches, but the big, fat, tiny cabbages cut in half and fried, tossed with sea salt and a sweet/sour or sweet/hot sticky sauce is so good you’ll want to punch a baby in the face.

Cauliflower, pickled, tossed with cornstarch and fried, top with bbq sauce. OR toss with oil, salt, curry powder and roast will make you question your previous life and the regrets of time wasted not shoveling it into your face hole.

Source: 35+ years making food so good people would line up to smell your breath after a meal.

…real fucking shame

What happens now? You reap what you sow. Please do not flush the rest of the world down your toilet.

Won’t stop him from doing it though.

So I was a GM for a FS company’s account for an Investment Firm in Seattle for awhile, and for some reason they wanted me to pay the coffee account through my company credit card. Okie, dokie.

There were 3 floors of Starbucks coffee machines that ground and brewed each individual cup, and the hoppers on top held 2-3lbs (I forget). So that was min. 4 machines per floor, plus the C suite and catering, all the coffee we bought was from the same vendor. Now the kicker was, NONE of the storage cabinets in the break rooms had locks, so the employees were walking off with a veritable shit ton of free, premium coffee beans.

My CC had originally the standard 5k credit limit…and with everything else I needed to purchase that wasn’t going to be enough for the month, so I got the regional comptroller to get the limit increased…and then again…and then again.

We spent about 12-15k per month on just coffee (at our cost) which would translate to about 50k in sales to the company.

[Bonus bit: My CC limit ended up at a 35k limit which I kept after I left that account… nobody believed me that it was so high. I was a superstar doing openings when we needed to get new kitchen equipment that day and we rolled out to the local restaurant supply store and bought it on the card…at the end of my time with that company I was at a bitch of an account and stopped doing my monthly reconciliation report, to the tune of 6-7 months and over 250k of charges that they were screaming at me to get the receipts turned in…and to be honest I was out of fucks to give, and they made us use a new system that was absolutely a huge piece of time sucking shit].

The most raped dolphin wins?

Modern cave came from Old French which took it from Latin cavea

Thank you for bringing the world more beauty.

The best technology ever stolen. That’s why they named their company Bejioing.

Yeah, if you’re a staff member working for Trump you have lost your outrage privileges…

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

The launch was delayed, however, by a faulty switch…

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Yeah whatever.

Bottom line it’s the Machismo mentally. As long as you project you’re a strongman, you will get the Machismo vote Every. Single. Time.

Ken Paxton, the OG Piss Baby, needs to shut the fuck up.

So I’m going to say the great American adage: “it depends on the state.” So there isn’t really any type of standardization. States are actually in charge of how your vote is counted…so if a state decided to do away with counting actual votes and having a group of sycophants cast federal ballots to thier Orange Liege, they actually can…and there has been disturbing reports that this can/will take place.

I’m out of the norm since I’m overseas & received my ballot via email and faxed it (via email) back (all tracked and recorded).

Because voting should have no restrictions attached to it. In other words, if you cannot afford a stamp it would restrict you. This is the basis for the voter ID laws that get struck down.

I would move these boxes to a populated place, like a firehouse. (Most definitely not a police station, lol)

Like really no shit.

My father doesn’t have much time left, and I’m flying back in January and I am not looking forward to it

Cool. Now do Hawaii