Now that he doesn’t have to worry about getting reelected, he doesn’t have to pussyfoot around anymore.

The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.

They are contracting Triton Submarines to do it, and they look pretty legit.

He also has a Ph.D. strangely enough.

I used to work with a neurologist who was formerly a chiropractor until he realized it was a bunch of quackery and decided to become a real doctor.