Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

Skipping incurs penalty

Don’t worry, there’s a morality core.

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Well who else would win, a vogon?

So does everyone, thanks Equifax

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

The board game?

I declare bankruptcy

So a dollar more than a banana

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

https://kdvr.com/news/local/us-department-education-investigates-denver-high-schools-all-gender-restroom/

They converted the girls restroom on that floor, there’s still a boys only restroom but no girls only restroom

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

Don’t worry, tomorrow the head of officiating will explain why we are all wrong.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.