The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

I dont think this is true.

If you can fill the swamp deep enough it becomes a lake.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

The metric you need is what percent of revenue was used to pay doctors and hostpitals vs how much was wasted on “buisiness expenses”

Profit is just the leftovers that they couldnt figure out how to spend before tax time

Futurama ended after 5 seasons

Next year we make slave auctions great again

Love that 30 day warranty

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Your mom is a funicular railway

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

It is what it is