His own 4 car caravan rearended itself.

His own 4 car caravan rearended itself. Seems all 4 cars managed to crash with themselves.

The jokes write themselves.

The police department said the “crash” involved only DeSantis’ four-vehicle motorcade on I-75 South just below East Brainerd Road and a call about the accident was made around 8:15 a.m.

“The motorcade came up on slow traffic and the lead vehicle had to brake quickly, which caused a rear-end collision involving the other vehicles,” the police statement said. “All the vehicles involved were government vehicles accompanying Governor DeSantis and his team to his scheduled event.”

His four car caravan of fascists rear-ended each other.

Abstaining for two days is enough to break a habbit.

Reddit’s traffic might not recover for a while.