Scrambled Eggs

Because he can tell us what the first hand experience was really like. The horrors he had seen and the abuse of human rights. It may make trump look bad. Can’t have that.

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

Sounds like a Pokemon

Half of the voting population? Where’d you get that from?

Every fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn’t pray to him isn’t a real Christian.

It’s manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.

Didn’t she claim to have given him a blow job? Didn’t Clinton get impeached for that.

Gonna lay down and die.

Haha I thought this was an onion article. HahhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Boooooo.

It’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.

Doughnuggets

That’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.