Perfection

I’m too busy trying to figure out who’s leaving these notes in my apartment.

Plot twist: He spared much expense.

That you, boss?

This is opossum to ground control

I’m feeling very scared

And the bills come in the most intrusive way

Can I use this as my new signature?

Thanks for sharing that. It helped me imagine a delightfully absurd little slice-of-life event I’ll probably never experience.

Speak for yourself.

I love how when he gets his arm stuck in the vending machine, he somehow manages to throw things at the wall phone well enough to dial an extension but gets his own desk phone.

Thank you! As tribute, here are some beans:

Because it’s unsafe AT work?

But think of how much of the savings you can pass on to the investors!

How else would you do it?

GREAT show. <‐HIMYM reference

“Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn.”

You don’t hang out in the attic at house parties?

Upvote for housemeat reference.