I have 2. One in the kitchen and one in the garage. It’s a cheap insurance

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

“If all we’re talking about is naked pictures behind a paywall, the mayor has no issue. However, the chief will determine if there are any policy violations,” they said.

The chief is going to need to “look” at the evidence before coming to any decision

Because, I don’t want to hear your conversations, your shifty music, or the dumb political video someone sent you. Just keep that to yourself. And let’s be honest, people who put that on speaker, put it on blast. Making sure everyone hears it.

I liken it to two people having a loud ass conversation in a library. Have some respect for others, don’t be the center of attention.

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

New Zealand has the same law. Their home prices were shooting through the roof.

I’ve been given less by employers

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not

They would have surely been fired if they had two ethics violations. Only companies get away with a slap on a wrist.

Wow Jim. Way to keep your top RB feeling all warm and fuzzy.

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

Crawdad or crayfish

Dodge made a Viper with the color “yorange”. You can tell the difference in this photo

This has strong dad vibes

That was the worst part. It wouldn’t take but 2 or 3 comments and it was off the the races of innuendos and jokes. I would read less than 10% of them because it got to be infuriating.

Yeah, I tried Jerboa and wasn’t a fan. Very buggy. Now on Connect and it feels like the UI of RIF. But it will take me a while to get used to this new world.