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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.

I love my redwings.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Will the golden crane fly again?

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.