My first reaction was “Brian Eno did the chime?!”. Weirdly. Yesterday I learned that Trent Reznor was the sound designer for the original DOOM games. When you think about it, it makes sense. These people are experts. It’s just weird to see rockstars branching out in anything other than gin/vodka brands we don’t really care about.

He looks like a sun dried tomato with a moustache puree.

I would like to visit Ukraine. Bit of an issue.

No. Fucking. Shit.

My cousin was an Olympic sprinter and that couldn’t make me give a fuck about the Olympics. Honestly it just seems like another thing to distract families so they have something to talk about. Also, the committee is basically run by the mob. Hard pass.

I had a road sign that was stolen that said “open man holes”. Y’all need to be more funny.

I think that woman might have some problems with her blood pressure.

I used to work for a cell phone “fixer” place. The quotations are because the hardware and software on iPhones is so locked down. Usually we would get iPhones that broke in a way that was out of warranty. Their warranty sucks. You will pay for your iPhone until it dies. Then you will pay for a new one. Android based devices followed suit. Neither had this problem starting out.

If people can’t get the concept of supply and demand anymore we are beyond “in trouble”.

I would try the bean donut. No I am not English.

This is a shitty question for a gameshow. Either you know that only one of those bands exists or you don’t. It doesn’t require any reasoning or logic.

Why sell multiple games and make more money collectively when you can just sell one and alienate your loyal customers? Art of the deal.

I think it’s generational. My parents simply will not watch animation and they don’t realize that they can’t explain why because they were just told “it’s for kids”. In fact, their entire generation seems to have responded with “okie dokie” to everything they were told when they were young and now all of that stuff is the gospel to them. My mom even said once (on South park) that she found it funny but couldn’t watch it. On the other hand I don’t really meet too many people my age that can’t debate between family guy and American dad. Almost everyone I know has watched big mouth.

Did you play the 2016 one or eternal? My first ever game was the first doom. Doom 3 is a great game but it just wasn’t really doom. Getting into the lore was cool though. A roommate forced me to try doom 2016 and it immediately brought back the memories and feelings, they also use and continue the lore in a non invasive way. I haven’t yet played dark ages but the modern ones are very much the successor to the originals.

It’s by the same folks that made that quasi-mmo Conan game. The bones were in it. It was just unpolished and sparse. If it’s the same core team and they’ve learned their lessons the Dune game should be pretty dope. I’m hoping it shows other MMOs that MMO isn’t a playstyle.

“what kind of name is Lindsey for a man? Ash! Get this pansy out of here.”

AI needs to be treated with calm patience. It needs to be contained and observed so we can realise its potential in a safe, contained environment. Instead we’re immediately using it to replace what the wealthy don’t have and can never possess. Born-in talent. Artistry, humour. It’s what you can’t buy. It makes the people capable of creativity high value. And we can’t have that, can we?

Are you Chuck Schumer?

Being regected for being too long. What a conundrum.

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it’s a joke, but it’s entirely unrealistic unless you’re doing things very wrong.