“What’s with the sash and the codpiece?!”

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

“Who told you to have a pow wow?”

Booooooo…urns!

I’m sure if he dropped $4 million, it’s probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it’s going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned! That $20 million could’ve went to paying Trump’s lawyers!

Fuck ya!

That’s some RRR shit right there!

I’m a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can’t, or don’t want to do, and you can get paid!

Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!