They can if you hit them in the head hard enough.

But hurry before the checkpoints go up!

… who knows with this Supreme Court.

I think we all know.

Not if it’s on the ground or in the water.

Guns always beat laws.

… he would move to lift a martial law declaration …

Dude can just go on TV and declare it, how come he can’t go on TV and undeclare it? What’s taking so long?

Kind of does, since the defense ministry said they were going to enforce martial law until the president lifted it, after parliament voted it down.

Well, if it’s in the sky, and the AI didn’t know what it was, it’s a UFO.

Start building dams?

All that snow and ice up there will melt, Canada will have plenty of water to hold over the US’ head.

Why haven’t we switched to using informaldehyde?

Nah. We ask them because “just being who you are” isn’t good enough.

None of that is true.

0mg nicotine liquid still turns into weird aerosols …

Propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin don’t change into anything else when slightly warmed and vaporized. PG and VG are what makes liquid-based fog machines work.

… the coils still corrode, releasing harmful metal particles into said aerosol.

No they do not. What happens is that the kanthal wire and cotton wick will become clogged with leftover fluid, and then you change the coil. The only time anyone has gotten any metal to leach from a vape coil was by firing it at incredibly high power for a very long time. Doing that and then inhaling the resulting substance would be impossible. It would be far too hot and you would cough it out immediately.

Now, I’m not saying that vaping is harmless, but it’s definitely less harmful than inhaling tobacco smoke.

Welp.

Perspective

Critics argue the move undermines the judicial process, …

Oh shut the fuck up.

That’s why this headline is funny.

Cancer, and Wolf.

I would guess you’re still going to be relatively safe in an urban area like NYC, but if you’re in, say, rural Oklahoma, it’s time to pack your bags.

Wait till they find out that phones have web browsers.