F*ck you very much for that earworm dude

I just found out that I am actually from Iowa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🎶 Everybody 🎶

Well, The show must go on…

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

We will probably be underwater in 2030.

I think that I should become a captain in a supertanker…

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For us older folks

Or write financial advice books.

“There are already several flags for that.”

Yes. And in fact, a couple of those flags plagiarize ancient Hindu symbols… See if you can find which (hint: it’s not the lotus…)

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“- Setting the clock and a timer to record something on your VCR”

You just awakened a sad memory from 30 years ago… I wanted to record a movie I saw in the TV programme magazine but it started after midnight and I should have used the next day’s date :-(

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.

But what about asexual people?

Thank you for the cool information!

This interaction made me feel like I was reading a comment in Reddit 10 years ago, I’ve missed that, thanks for that as well!

Uber, Uber Eats (similar to Wolt)