Your worthless existence will be justified if you use Microsoft products. You will feel valid. You will feel loved. You will matter.

Homer Simpson would drink it…

I had a Duff beer in Germany once. It was fucking awful. Is this drink any good?

There are easier ways to get laid man

Here’s the list of things I miss:

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You.

Out.

There is a restaurant there called “friends cumming”

$10 for unlimited scrolling!

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You’re a genetic masterpiece.

Who wants gravy?

Monoammonium phosphate

So you’ve chosen the blowtorch I see

Can also be used as a M120 mortar tube if the need for field artillery arises

You know you’re in a fucked up timeline when you have to pause for a second and consider the possibility that this might be real.

Are you high?

The most open ports

The most open CVEs

The most open complaint threads

Windows 🥇

I used to cable them up or swap out PICs, never got a chance to try JunOS though.