There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

Half a map

Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

Removed by mod

Well I never!

Enlighten me.

That’s literally the definition of biggotry.

As a potato I don’t find any of this funny at all.

So pro life.

What a bigoted thing to say.

Fraud with a very clear paper trail! They’re literally signing their name to it lol.

There was an expectation…

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

I mean, on the cosmic scale that’s the context for the story, both cars and robots are tiny ;) I’m sure the black hole will think they’re cute before gobbling them up.

That’s what you took from this?

I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.

Yes. And to watch porn when I’m visiting family in Texas.

This is such a wildly intelligent comment that I’m curious what the down voters think. Guessing either Tate fans or ignoramuses, but I’m happy to be proven wrong.

Super cool, but "Jessup first posted on X, ‘The Everything App’ " is so cringe.

This is what peak pro-life looks like.