This is a not so rare self own by the right.

First bender the flexi then fry

First Bender then Flexo the Fry.

105 year old kid…

This is because your vegetables are shit. Leave the US and veggies taste amazing.

But then the ever expanding capitalist machine would die off and the oligarchy class simply cannot have that, they need slaves, billions of them.

This is true, once is my school in Bangladesh a tiger got into my school, it ate 5 of the brightest but less athletic students.

I got this!

I feel like I was always getting served up the same thing over and over. The randomness of Lemmy is refreshing.