Lukas Murch

THIS! will lower the price of eggs, I’m sure of it. Thank you, your Highness.

/s

And Trump’s response to this article will be not, “we need a new contractor”, but, “we need to get rid of the Guardian”.

Yup, or at the very least, scare the women into submission.

Pretty much…

They have precious minerals they aren’t willing to give us. We’ve done something similar for oil, so your scenario seems realistic.

I picked late summer. They’ve exceeded my expectations. Sad…

It’s just a couple zeroes, bro. Why so serious??

I understand the reference 🤣

Thoughts and prayers, bitch. 🤘

I’m new, too, and agree it’s been way nicer than reddit.

How about we stop firing people? Dum fuqs.

There you go, Chief.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/white-house-says-musk-is-not-doge-employee-has-no-authority-make-decisions-2025-02-18/

Social media. I’ll close the app and put my phone in my pocket, done with scrolling, then immediately take out my phone and open an app.

Damn.

🏴‍☠️

My wife can watch the Office any time of day. It will be playing on the TV at the most random times.

Damn, it’s all falling apart. They are creating a problem that they can then solve by privatizing it. f_ckers.

This guy just won the thread. 🥇

The movie, and the ACDC song wasn’t received well either, maybe because of the movie? Big Gun rocks.