I’m going all-in on shitpost.
Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.
I’m going all-in on shitpost.
Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.
Go on…you have my attention…
That’s just the lid…usually the toilets are about knee high.
But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I’m in the U.S.
Ah…thank you! Now we’re in the spirit!
I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D
There’s three of us!
I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It’s damn-near a hobby of mine.
Today I got one I’ve never heard before. They were from the “Automobile Collision” Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money…let’s do this!
They transferred me three times up the chain…final one was their lawyer - that’s where the call dropped. Suffice it to say…I was disappointed to not hear the end.
One of my favorites, in case y’all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter…in Nevada. “Business is a bit slow…and I can’t go to the zoo no more.” Kept them on the line for 44 minutes…almost beat my record.
There’s TWO of us out there!!!
Damn…I guess I’ll start digging for change out of the cushions - with this economy, my mother may have pipe-wielders show up at my door to collect.
KC needs to lose…I need that $5 from my elderly mother when they do! Betting against my Cadinals…she’s out of her mind!
If it were American “cheese” he’d be preserved for a millenia!
Damn…I’m going to be getting a lot of dog videos from my parents.
And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.
Not everything requires a paper-trail.