It’s truly amazing that every time I read a headline that makes it sound like these people are doing something even remotely beneficial, additional context shows that they’re actually preparing for something even worse.

Recordings of public executions challenge me

Good for them.

I stared at this for a good couple of minutes trying to figure out why the new Captain America movie was in the diagram

The U.S. Department of Justice said it is investigating whether the law infringes on First Amendment religious protections.

I’m gonna need a clip if this is real

Same

I started an argument like that once. I made a joke about how there is literally always at least one person who defends not putting the cart back.

Idk man that Irish butter pretty damn good

Let the boy have them

I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy…

Sounds like a great day for mass protests

Best headline photo they could have picked

Sorry man administrative error we gotta start shooting them now

Smells like compliance

second?

Who the fuck was the first?

This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.

If Canadians seeing this can take anything from the last few months, it’s that they have got to get out there and vote.

Idk man I’m pretty sure both Ben and Don are on board with killing Palestinians

I’m not a medical expert, but I can safely say from experience that tinnitus can be caused by a huge variety of things with most of them not actually being that serious (cold/flu, earwax buildup, meds, infections, etc.). However, like other symptoms that inhibit daily functions, if it persists longer than a week, you should definitely consult a professional (assuming that option is available to you.)