Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.

One illness and it’s all gone. House, kit and kaboodle.

Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

He “placed” uranium in that mind box

Mf’kin crackahs be trippin and shit.

You wanna super size that mamm?

My blind mom would fuck up both your room. You’re not the same. Not only is her sight shit, she’s got big hips.

Hackers are gonna have a blast with these.

Luigi is handsome af and a real hero. Not like Mario that can’t keep his girlfriend safe.

Sounds like a biscuit to airlines that are losing tons on reduced international tourism because TACO is a fuckwad.

The Colombine cucks wore all black too.

Porciphiliac

If they haven’t caught the person, how can they say “impersonating” an officer? They’re top of the list of murders in the USofHeyyyy.

Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

You’re welcome, bucko.

What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

You actually read the article on here? Respect!