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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • First video game I remember playing? Short Order on NES (with the pad.) That was followed shortly by monopoly- also NES.

    First game I beat? was dad’s copy of Zelda (NES,) Which… I wasn’t supposed to be playing. I got caught when I saw my dad was struggling with the water temple.
    “Dad…dad DAD. you go here. get that. Do this. And then do this that and this.”
    “Oh. Cool. wait. how do you know this?”
    “Oh i beat it last week.”
    <awkward pause>
    “you better pay attention. that’s the boss.”
    “We’re not telling mom about this.”







  • Kaspersky. Back when the russians started getting weird with things, and kaspersky… got dubious… I canceled my subscription and switched to a different AV. when it was about to expire, they sent a ‘we’ll automatically renew’. So I tried to log in- my credentials were invalid- I use a PW manager, so no. It wasn’t a bad password-
    the password reset option wouldn’t work (literally wouldn’t send the validation link.)
    Called their CS who told me that subscriptions were handled by a 3rd party in the US- Digital River.
    Digital river said I should cancel it on their website.
    got DR and Kaspersky’s CS on the same phone call. they finally complied and canceled the subscription.
    A year later… “Your subsctiption will automatically renew!”

    called them again. sent a letter. thought that was that until I saw they billed me anyhow.
    tried to call them. they were giving me the run around.

    Called the bank. to report fraud.
    They were useless until I told them my next call would be FBI’s financial crimes people. Suddenly, that charge back became super easy.


  • was at a facility that was installing a network for a new build out- I don’t know how many cables were pulled, but they were pulling them twenty at a time, and the final bundle going to the network switching room was… uh… about the size of an enclosed slide in diameter…

    … the guy at the box side, whose job was to label and cut was only doing the pull-side labels. They ended up loosing about two weeks on that project.