It’s addictive, it’s marketed well, people are uninformed about how awful it is for them, and think prepping healthy meals is a lot harder than it is.

I found oatmeal from 2001 in the pantry a few months ago and it was still good so I ate it.

That’s only a danger if they take too much insulin. Insulin is used by the body to make the cells absorb sugar.

The joke

Your head

Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you’ll have a ton of energy while lifting.

Couldn’t get a girlfriend so I became the girlfriend

I changed my gender.

Have you used a Henson razor? Is it worth it over other safety razors?

I like gamersupps but I’m not a vegan, and don’t use it for the health benefits. It’s just a cheaper option than a traditional energy drink and there are several good flavors. I think it’s a decent product if you’re in that market, but I’ve only had to reach out to customer support to get an item swapped on an order. They can also take a while to ship depending on their stock.

Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn’t he wrestle them son’s of bitches?

I workout every weekend already so probably that.

I’m sending them heavy metal. (Da movie) I don’t think it would be the best or worst impression, but it would be so worth it to see how aliens react to that shit.

Both forms of child killing don’t have to be a thing.

I mean honestly source? Free lean protein which I can acquire while circumventing price gouging and greedflation doesn’t seem like that bad of an idea. Maybe toast them bitches in the air fryer and put em on a sammich. Make a CLT.

It is a lot safer for women to assume a man is dangerous until proven otherwise. I don’t really see a comment that posits that only men are dangerous or bad, but stomp your feet and cross your arms when women tell you their lived experience, it’s a great look.

If only a quart of vodka actually did that.

Turtle saving is a hobby

I’d probably have to help my mom accept herself, but she’s actually open minded when engaged in sincere conversation. I’d probably have to help her reconcile her faith with her sexuality, which won’t be too hard. She’s actually one of “the good ones,” when it comes to being very Christian but also the parent of a queer child. (Me)

My step-dad would be interesting. If he came out it would be a genuine shock given he is a bigot. While it might feel really good to point and laugh at him, and not care what happens after he comes out to his very conservative family, thinking on it I’d rather offer my support to him and maybe gain an ally. I could at the very least be out to him. I’m not currently because I don’t know how he’d take it and I live in his house.

My dad’s dead. If he was alive I wouldn’t be a part of his life. If someone told me he came out, I would say, “Neat!” Then move on with my day.

“Take responsibility for yourself.”

“Be accountable.”

“Learn to accept things you can’t control.”

“Self pity gets you nowhere.”

These are all nongendered ways of saying your mental health is your own responsibility. Or, simply repeat to yourself your own observation, “If I’m feeling bad but force myself to do something, I usually feel better.” You were already on the right track friend. Just realize gender has absolutely nothing to do with the concept and counter thoughts that tell you otherwise.

So, actually our federal prison system might just be that trash. Like super over crowded and super under funded. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a conspiracy to let him do it, but you can’t actually say there was with absolute certainty.