I almost think you should be glad that he wasn’t shot or beaten. There’s a reason SPD has been under a consent decree.

Not that hard to buy people’s data these days.

This is so bizarre to me. He is specifically known as a horror author… Most famously for Hellraiser. I’m trying to imagine how one would think he was known for war stories and can’t figure it out.

But, congratulations! I wish I could start reading his books for the first time again and now you have that chance. Enjoy. They get weird.

Like in Primer, maybe.

That movie is fantastic. I had no idea it had poor ratings. Just thought it flew under the radar.

Careful you don’t get shot (assuming you live in the US). I’m not even joking. Road rage shootings are very much a thing.

Their individual votes count more than those of more populous states.

Obviously he shouldn’t have to run, but he’s not remotely too old. He’s sharp, has experience dealing with the political system (and succeeding), is extremely knowledgeable and insightful about the state of society, etc.

He doesn’t want to be a politician, though, so it’s a moot point.

Jon Stewart is not that old. He’s only 61.

Present and speaking similarly.

Also me, who just came back from the grocery store with a frozen pizza, four boxes of mac and cheese, and a bottle of whiskey.

It’s not that expensive to fly to Germany from the US (or vice versa), especially from the East Coast.

This is the sort of thing that the Medal of Freedom should be given out for.

Yeah, that’s not what a torch is in modern day unless you’re in a video game or fantasy novel.

That is typically what Americans are referring to if they just say “torch”. Very much unlike the Brits.

Sure, but if we’re just talking a paragraph or two, it’s a lot quicker than a few pages.

Oh, no doubt.

Frasier. So much misogyny.

Probably because it would not help the problem in question. It’s good long term service, useless short term advice.

And election fraud claims! Oh, the excitement.