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The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
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already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.
The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.
the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.
something something Ai powered something
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
same guitar, but with orange flame maple
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s chowder
Their fingers will be coated in butter