D_C

Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?

Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.

Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!

“Our client denies all charges of sexual abuse, as well as the majority of the charges regarding violence. He will present a detailed account of his version of events before the court.”

“Look. Now. Listen, let me explain. I only violently abused them a little bit. We’ve all done that. Right? It was just a tiny bit of violence!!”

Looks ready to receive putin again.

Ftfy.

Be the change you want to see.

You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

I’d rather be murdered by the nicest serial killer than any of the others.

Logic dictates that he’d use a ‘nice’ way to do it, such as laughing gas, or something.
Over slowly skinning me alive and dunking me in a salt bath.

You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!

Why obvious?

The lesson for everyone to learn here is don’t go to america.
I hope she has now learnt that lesson.

INCORRECT!!

Anyways I’m off to the kitchen, the lord has instructed me to have a cookie!!

He’s also heavy, what with him being morbidly obese.
Years ago he would lust after little children now he lusts after Macdonald’s…and little children.

Nope.

Also, free cheesecake!!!

As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.

Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.

Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives.

Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian beef? And would you still eat it?

They could take it away from Obama and then give two prizes to the obese narcissistic cunt and he still wouldn’t do anything for anybody.
Not unless you bribe him with a gold trinket, or something shiny. The useless paedophilic orange piece of shit is basically a mentally incompetent magpie.

They should have just asked for a bigger allowance from Daddy.

1.45 inch wide, yeah?

I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.

I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.