assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
if i’m reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody
Me and the buoys chilling in the sea.
No, but they’ve been known to shit in the liquor tent. If I remember correctly.
No, that’s a “man”
A manc is a practical joke or a mischievous act.
Citizens’ United Military makes for a nice acronym
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT’S SHIT
“shit” is my new favourite key from now on
weevil weevil rock you