It’s okay, I’m a native English speaker and don’t understand what they’re saying.

Imagine having a gambling addiction, struggling to overcome it, then your phone auto installs gambling apps…

America is more open to providing Ukraine with the weaponry needed to strike crimea

“AmErIcA iS gOiNg To InVaDe rUsSiA!1!1”

Edit: Heres some info on The Duran from mediabiasfactcheck.com

It’s rated questionable, with the following reasons:

“Reasoning: Russian Propaganda, Conspiracy, Poor Sourcing, Lack of Transparency, Plagiarism, Failed Fact Checks”

Jesus. This sounds like it came straight from the Onion

When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal

Jokes on you, my dresses all have pockets

Only one way to find out!

I like my hatred finely aged in an oaken cask

It’s absolute BS that the “tipped” minimum wage is lower than for everyone else. Tipping is supposed to reward you for excellent service, not subsidize the fucking company