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Hail Allfather!

I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they’re worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

That’s just medical too haha – $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.

$896 per month in premiums, and about $18k out of pocket so far this year in addition. Me and two kids.

Yep, I think this is part of the answer.

I’m guessing another is identifying which members are primarily using membership card and cash, membership attached to an alternative FOP from their in-house charge (Citi currently), and digital native customers who are all in on the ecosystem.

Those data points can be used in several manners as Costco can glean valuable marketing insights into their customer base, their shopping habits, and their frequency. More than likely it will be used in ongoing in-house charge provider negotiations to ensure favorable terms for offering their services exclusively.

You forgot something about skibidi rizzler Ohio…

Amen friend, all through the early pandemic days and afterwards I’ve been damned proud of what Walz brings to the table. He’s been a good governor – I guess we have to share now.

Better than jagged carpet at your bedside.

Just theirs.

But you know, not a bad thought.

Did it leave a stain on South Dakota?

Masochism and addiction

Cold, Jack.

Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

And 6.1% of the worlds land mass..

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You mean other people don’t?!?

As I’ve said before, G&T when you’re young means MANY G&T’s when you’re older.