Buglefingers

Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.

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Wait, that movie bombed?? I really enjoyed that one as a kid! I even rewatched it as an adult and still enjoyed it!

Granted it had more of a “gritty” feel comparatively, but still excellent IMO

I once consulted my aunt (PHD English professor) for a small stakes bet ($5) because a friend and I were discussing whether or not letters have any fundamental rules on how they are written.

Turns out, no, they don’t. I.E. if I write: Hello there, ¥¶®×°∆| Kenobi. As long as "¥¶®×°∆|" is understood as “General” than according to (american) English it is written “correctly”. There’s no edict that states a " T" must be written in that shape, therefore, any symbol that’s understood intent wise is correct.

I lost that bet, cause WTF, how is that acceptable??

He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

If they actually like each other than I think that’s cute AF

Right? I don’t get any lunch break 🫠

I have an ELI5 score of 3

I think I’d go immortal, phasing/ghost, shapeshifter.

Can’t die or age, can’t be caught, and can turn into whomever/whatever.

It has resource extracting infrastructure already! Plus free labor! (A rare resource in the cosmos)

It’s especially sad because he had empirical evidence washing his hands worked! New birth death rates dropped and when he eventually opened his own practice death rates were the lowest ever seen. Though he got bitter and angry towards the end which lead to being put in the psych ward. Honestly though, if you knew people were killing babies by negligence and were an empathetic person you’d probably end up the same way regardless of who you are.

IIRC, the hand wash was a chlorine one that was pretty rough on the skin so people didn’t like to do it. Additionally to accept what he said Dr.s would have to accept they have been killing babies this whole time. I believe one Dr. Agreed with Sammelwise and killed himself because that knowledge haunted him so.

That’s hilarious. Actually got a verbal chuckle

It had no effect!

I do photography and have thousands of photos, I have like actually 10 of myself, and those were mostly taken by my friend with the intent of putting on dating apps.

Online dating has evercerated my self confidence though. So I just detest photos of myself ever more.

Get a nice cock, bro 😌

One of the features I thought it could be wicked useful for is printer clarity. When scanning or copying bad/old papers, hand written, etc. It could clean up, focus, or turn handwriting to print. That would actually be a good use for it IMO, ofc it’ll fuck shit up sometimes but it’ll probably be better than nothing at all

So trail mixes are kinda based around this IIRC, the nuts get processed slower for longer energy and the sugary bits (raisins n such) are fast energy for the now. So when hiking or doing such activities you can boost your sugar levels immediately as well as have them maintain as the foods are processed.

Are there NSFW communities here?? I guess it’s not actually surprising but I haven’t seen a lick of anything that nature

This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

I was once I Huston for a bit visiting friends. I, a very white child was staying with my friends’s family who were very dark skinned. Friend’s mother took us to the local library where we got a TON of sideways glances. One person was staring quite intensely to which my friend’s mother looked directly at them them and said “what, you never seen a black family adopt a white boy before?”

To this day I find it just hilarious. She’s the best

Much like time, family is relative