Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

Pretty genius actually 😂

Oh, bonus question, if you tag people, what am I tagged as? 🥺

So is your wife single?

I also choose this guy’s wife.

He knows how to use the seashells.

Cold Case.

HBO Max…imum Occupancy 120.

Will you pay me 10% more?

Sure they will … In pizza parties 😏

How you doin’, Reykjavik?

They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

Are you subscribing to federated communities?

You have to take steps to do that. Otherwise you’re left at the mercy of your home instance, which may have a greater proportion of politically-concerned communities and commenters.

Whateven is a wonderwall anyway?

You.

(„ಡωಡ„)

Lmaww, you guize.

Everything the body needs

Cleric class.

Painted a ceiling

Middle got legs like a Secretary Bird.

That’s Alf’s ghost eating a cat.

* Lights molotov cocktail *

Lmaoa!

Reminded me of a fun moment in D20’s Fantasy High.