Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

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A little brown banana doesn’t sound so bad

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Rip

Very on script for an addict

Any chance we can just switch to poles?

ETA: in spirit of full disclosure I am a paid ambassador for big pole

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

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Yeah, good luck dude

Both candidates are shit, one is way worse

Do what you want, obviously, it’s just stupid in my opinion to enable the worst possible choice directly or indirectly. Unless you don’t live here, then I guess it matters less, maybe not at all… except if you’re Greenland and trump tries to buy you again, then you’re screwed 🤷‍♂️

You want a seat at the table you don’t start at the top you start at the bottom.

Where is the Green Party for the three years preceding each presidential election cycle?

Unfortunately we have a 2 party system.

A or B

A sucks and B is much worse

Voting for C or abstaining is a passive endorsement of the greater of the two sucks.

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If you and the Muslim community want to hump for a third party, good, let’s fucken talk about getting that started…

The day AFTER Election Day. —

Smart.

We should give trump another turn… that’ll be good for Muslims I bet.

Putin is gonna be so pissed at her

So that’s the guy Vance was allegedly fucking?

I honestly can’t keep all the subplots straight on this newest season of Politics. Way too absurd to buy

So if I’m doing the math right… that’s 3 total moons:

Moon

Mini moon 1

The second mini moon

Science is fun.

Oh wow, I’d never have guessed that we would score that high