This guy gets it.

Groupon? What decade am I in?

What job you looking for?

Not only clickbait, but old as hell too.

Jesse Waters is weird. Why is he so weird? It’s so weird of him to say these obviously weird things!

I’ve tried a few, voyager fits what I need.

Toto bidet owner here, mine has a warm fan that only needs about 5 to 10 seconds to dry off. Then check, verify dryness and cleanliness with a bit of TP. But a little bit of wetness dries off quickly anyway.

Armageddon. Science aside, it hits all the feels.

Same here, grew up with BBS, UseNet, NNTP. I’m digging this vibe here, and glad to be away from (fuck u) Spez and the shit show the other platforms contain.

My other has been out of town, and wait until she sees what replaced the reddit doomscroll.