Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!
Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!
Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.
Ty
What, tampons?
Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.
No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)
I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao
Found Dick Cheney
Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.
Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!
Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders
I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.
It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!
Yes!! UT04 was phenomenal
You never went to another doctor?
When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.
Yes, they don’t, lol. I wish I had decade old money instead
I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before
Fuck, it’s a good strategy