Alien anal probes ha e and always will be the accepted form of gayness in the rural parts of America. No one wants to say they let Charlie dick them down when they got drunk in the field. “It’s aliens, I swear!!”
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AlexLost@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Texas Republicans propose new US Congressional map with more winnable GOP seats10·2 days agoDems keep infiltrating their intricately drawn maps so they have to keep changing them to stay on power. No one wants them there but themselves.
Is empathy only a human trait? Doubtful. Animals have been known to show empathy as well. Humans aren’t all that special, we’ve just learned to fuck over everything else on the planet.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•US condemns French inquiry into Elon Musk's social media platform X/Twitter.English2·3 days agoShe’s still in there somewhere, locked away by propaganda. She needs to be deprogrammed, just like the rest.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life?1·3 days agoCollege. You have no idea what jobs are even possible to do until you put yourself out there. Learn a couple skills, find an avenue that interests you and dive in. I’ve just stumbled into most things but wanted to do something that would be useful in everyday life too. Became a cook then a chef, went to trade school for auto mechanics. Now I run a marina?! PSA: Don’t buy a boat!
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•US condemns French inquiry into Elon Musk's social media platform X/Twitter.English9·5 days agoThey don’t want to be forced to listen to what YOU have to say, but they want to force YOU to listen to what they have to say.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest51·6 days agoThat’s where it all started to break down. You’ve all been asking for this shit to happen by not holding your leadership accountable, who in turn are supposed to hold those who enforce their laws accountable. You don’t ha e either of those things in the USA and now you’ve got this. It’s been waiting on the wings for decades, but the erosion of democracy started long long ago.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Plane was overloaded with moose meat in crash that killed Alaska lawmaker's husband, NTSB says2·6 days agoKilled by their own hubris. Such is man’s fate.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Newsmax’s Greg Kelly Says Convicted Child Sex Trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell ‘Just Might Be a Victim’2·6 days agoWeird, the presidents good friend talked to his prosecutor and now are making excuses for child sex trafficking? That’s pretty weird, but not suspicious in the slightest. Like at all. At ALL!
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•West Coast prepares for possible eruptions of Ring of Fire volcanoes3·6 days agoYeah, because Kilauea doesn’t erupt every decade or so…
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Criminal Court SummonsesEnglish4·6 days agoI stand corrected. This is actually a really good infographic.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•China and Africa are destroying the DeBeers diamond cartel39·7 days agoGood. Fake “rare” gemstones are actually the most common of all gems. Take down the cartel!
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Criminal Court SummonsesEnglish412·7 days agoElectric vehicles like scooters and the like is what I meant. Mopeds and bikes should be following the rules of the road like any motor vehicle. I believe fully electric scooters are not street legal and can’t be insured. Bike couriers exist everywhere, and should be following the rules of the road too, but rarely do. Cars and their drivers are little better, but theres an entire arm of legislation that governs them where as none really exist for any other mode of travel?
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Criminal Court SummonsesEnglish1334·7 days agoYes, they are currently unregulated and not street legal, so if you break the law, you face the consequences. Motor vehicles have their own statutes, but etransportation does not yet ha e anything, and I’ll bet automotive manufacturers will continue to fight to keep it that way so people continue to buy cars instead. What should be done about it? I haven’t a clue.
Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13… Learn to stab.
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks some jobs will be 'totally, totally gone' thanks to AI, but he still wouldn't trust ChatGPT with his 'medical fate'English9·8 days agoAI would be great at replacing CEOs and upper management. Inane ideas that have no basis in reality. Slowing down the process by shoving their nose into things they have no business being involved in and trying to fix them when they ha e no idea what they are doing. Making regrettable remarks/decisions/actions on social media and bringing ire upon the company.
All these would be gone with AI at the helm, profits would be through the roof, executive costs would drop off a cliff, productivity would be up. Heck, they’d likely actually treat their workers fairly because they understand data and how to correlate it into action. AI can schmooze with the best of them and kiss the ass of anyone who needs it. I can’t think of a negative reason not to replace CEOs with AI immediately!
AlexLost@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Backlash grows after Zelensky strips anti-corruption bodies of independenceEnglish3·8 days agoWhere are the Epstein files? You’re not going to distract us.
I love that there are two parties, one that represents all of America, and one that represents half of America, and the half side keeps getting elected? Do you want ants, America? Because that’s how you get ants