But I think the number of people who are actually way more productive at home are few and far between

You’re assuming everyone has the same career/job, life experiences, and perspective that you do, as well as the same home office situation.

At the end of the day, they don’t have to be more productive, they just have to be productive enough to complete the tasks their boss gives them to do well.

Finally, chatGPT quantity of comment tends to be overlooked. You might want to try to make your point more succinctly.