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I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.
Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don’t even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along with Catholics. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.
US Catholics have adapted a lot of the beliefs from the protestant-oriented groups in the US. Try asking Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum if they accept the Vatican’s official stance on evolution and watch them squirm. Having the Vatican be right there would be . . . difficult.
It would still be a disaster what ever happens. I never said them getting along would cause said disaster
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt
Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it’d probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!
I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
I live in Georgia USA I’ve been to FL way too many times Europe doesn’t deserve this.
It’s amazing how quickly it turns to shit on I-75 S when you cross the border. You can just feel the nastiness.
Meth production triples in Europe in just weeks of Florida’s arrival!
NOBODY wants Florida.
I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away…
I’ve never been to Florida. Just the right amount of times
As someone who lives very close to the new florida location I REALLY don’t want florida
Trade Offer:
You receive: Alligators, Meth
You Give: Debt, Mafia
No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.
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At least with the Alligators you can negotiate.
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
The mob would have a field day
Why is Italy a penis?
Yes, because the food would be better.
Fuck you, we’re not giving you Italy!
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Yes! I don’t want Florida in europe!
I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.
Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.
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What part is confusing? They have cockroaches capable of flight. I am still an atheist but if you made me submit a list of arguments for the existence of Satan this would be a bullet point.
Satan punishes bad things, God creates them
Europe, Italy has some of the best food
Europe, losing part of the mountains will hurt water and weather
Definitely Sicily, they get wiped out in this plan… .
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Corsica is part of France. But then it begs the question: why did Sardinia moved and not Sicily?
Because we are way better than Mediterranean mexico
Because Americans dont know shit about geography.
As soon as it is more complex than straight lines and squares, they get confuse.
That was the first thing I wondered. Where tf did Sicily go… with its huge Etna vulcano…
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I noticed that after my first comment. The only plausible explanation I can think of is, FLNC wanted to blow up another villa, but they went way over the top with the explosive and blew the whole island up.
That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
This is applicable to both of them, WTF.
