Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
Is anybody else getting the urge to print some of these and leave them in public places among normal business cards?
I’ve recently seen some of these at a local Smog check place in SoCal, among 40 other local business cards.