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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Long lasting as fuck too

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Long lasting as fuck too

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    He is such an absurd historical figure to read about, the way he could get people to rally around him and make his armies work smoothly no matter what.

    It looked like he could just wash ashore naked and alone anywhere, recruit a loyal army from whomever appeared to live nearby, and snowball it into a huge professional fighting force on the way to conquer the nearest city.

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      I listened to a podcast about his life & times, some of the sources they used included his love letters which added a whole other dimension to his character. You have this immensely powerful and gifted military leader, feared across Europe, writing to a 19 year old he just met at a party about how he’s just going to die of sadness if she doesn’t write back to him immediately.

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        Sounds like love bombing TBH.

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      Maybe he was an SCP

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        Trump is canonically an scp. George Bush was someone’s self insert named Dr. Bright (guy who made him is a pedophile) in disguise. Al Gore was also an scp.

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      I SWEAR TO FUCK NAPOLEON STAY ON CORSICA THIS TIME

      no

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    Wolverine is 5’4”, but will Hollywood ever cast a short guy?

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Cruise never seems to lack work 🤷🏼‍♂️🤢

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      At least they acknowledged it in Deadpool & Wolverine

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      5’3

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5’2"

  • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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    Its cause the British and the French while both using feet and inches had different sizes for what an inch was. So a 5’ 2" in France was closer to 5’ 7" in England. But it’s easier to say he is short and didn’t like that.

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      So he wasn’t tiny, he was just very short. Gotcha.

      • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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        5 7 is short?

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          Except in the land of Lilliputians. Also there’s nothing wrong with being short, as you’re implying by taking offense at a statistical fact.

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            Sure bro. If you say so.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          Uh, yes?

          • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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            That’s like the worldwide average.

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              5’10" men 5’4" women

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                That’s the modern averages yes

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                  no it’s 5’7" worldwide and 5’9" in the united states of using shitty measurements

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            I must be a midget, at least I have other things that are big 😏… like my belly

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        Average for Europeans at the time.

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          Yes, Europeans at the time were very short.

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    he was definitely average height for the time – Napoleon Bonaparte

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      Charlemagne was a dopey little five-footer.

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        deleted by creator

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        Charlemagne’s tomb was opened in 1861 by scientists who reconstructed his skeleton and measured it at 1.92 metres (6 ft 4 in)

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlemagne

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          Y’all need to watch more movies.

          • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Y’all need to polish your funny skills, brah

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    British propaganda portrayed him with his bones apart, it makes him look smaller.

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    I don’t quite get it. Apparently, Napoleon’s height was ridiculed and used for english propaganda, but I often hear that actually, he wasn’t a small person. I looked it up, wikipedia says he was 1.68 m. That’s damn short though.

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      Average height has increased over time.

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        No, not always. There were fluctuations depending on several factors, nutrition being one (and an important one).

        Still, 1.68 seems just tiny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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          1.68m is 5’5" which is yeah short but not too far from the (self-reported) average male height in France today which is 5’9" (1.75m) (Bayesian estimates actually say 5’7" (1.70m)). During Bonaparte’s time average male height in France was 5’4" (1.62m) so he was actually taller than average by a tiny bit.

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            I cannot relate to feet and inches for height, I’m all but used to imperial units.

            All I am saying though is that 1.68 is very small from my perspective and if that’s the average height back around 1800, people where tiny then.

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              I edited my post to include metric units for those numbers.

              And sure, it’s fine to say that is short from your own personal perspective but yes statistically the average height was less back then. Even so the average height today is only about 10 cm more.

              You may just be taller than average if you are that incredulous about his height. I don’t consider 5’5" (1.68 m) to be that far off from the average height of men in most countries today. If he were under say 5’ (1.52 m) I would say that is significantly shorter.

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                You’re taking this far more serious than I do.

                Also, ten centimetres are a lot in height difference.

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      5’5" lol that’s the kind of height where you ask girls, “would you date a guy this height?” And you can see them visibly cringe before saying “maybe!”

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    Napoleon 2: Electric Waterloo

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      Electorate Waterloo?

    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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      Still disappointed that Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure didn’t use the song Waterloo for the waterpark sequence.

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    IIRC, the short Napoleon was his grandnephew, Napoleon III.

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      The register of the fortress Ham for 7 October 1840 contained a concise description of the new prisoner: "Age: thirty-two years. Height: one meter sixty-six.

      They were about the same height

      Tap for spoiler

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_III

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    Okay, but his dick was like 2 inches long though.

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      good enough for my ear holes

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