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arrow-up1232arrow-down1external-linkHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources saylite.cnn.comPro@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square90linkfedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·9 days agoWhat’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 days agoTruthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
minus-squareamorpheus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoShe only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
minus-squareLupusBlackfur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 days agoHopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox… That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 days agoProbably just injected a little too much Botox.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agobotched surgery to look like ivanka.
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Truth, honesty, compassion.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
The Constitution.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
She’s allergic to Dogs.