tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoSelfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn Aboutreductress.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1external-linkSelfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn Aboutreductress.comtree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarediscodoubloon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoJust to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.
minus-squarediscodoubloon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOr the husband who gives a shit.
I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.
Just to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.
Or the husband who gives a shit.