over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHelp I have two of these things stuck in my throat
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYou need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoNo, that comes with the monthly subscription. I’ll see myself out of my own post now…
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoWho is this Clever person? Is she cute?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoOh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoHow does that rhyme go again? ‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’
Help I have two of these things stuck in my throat
You need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
No, that comes with the monthly subscription.
I’ll see myself out of my own post now…
Oh that was fucking clever.
Who is this Clever person? Is she cute?
Cute enough but dumb as a bag of musk
Oh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
How does that rhyme go again?
‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’