• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    I’ve been naughty

    • Sex

    • Drugs

    • Rock and Roll

    (I don’t think he minds)

    • Mowed down a dozen cyclists in my Cybertruck and got off because I’m friends with the police

    (Now he might mind)