Apparently ask Lemmy doesn’t like these, so here I am.
I have one…
(Still an adult virgin but I got to experience something… Close) But I don’t think I can share it without being judged. No, I didn’t committed a crime… Is just, very awkward and weird…
Maybe I’ll share it, later… I wanna read some of your stories first
yes. i just broken up a 2 year relationship and a girl who worked at a coffee shop asked me to come over and wanted to talk to me and needed help with her computer. im sitting there doing that stuff and i hear noises behind me and i turn around and shes wearing this sexy lingere set and just sits on top of me. All i remember is waking up the next day and my dick was about to fall off.