horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient
Hah! So true!
Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
Then I can eat it.
Try that with a car.
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
Not if I can help it.
I’ve managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
Definitely lots of hate for touchscreens and modern
featuresspyware.I haven’t seen as much hate for driving in general like fuckcars has, but I’m definitely still in agreement that most cities are too car dependent. I actually enjoy driving for fun, but HAVING to drive to go anywhere sucks. I miss living downtown in a walkable city.
Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
Excuse me WHAT
Failed joke attempt.
I am stealing this image though, its great =P
Its free m8
I think you misread it. I think he’s in the Mr Hands community.
I was attempting to riff on the above joke by making another joke based on an equally absurd linguistic misunderstanding which would also lead toward the same punchline of car-involved sex acts.
Guess my delivery wasn’t so great.
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries. Horseback riding and booze are not exactly new…
There was a guy who was charged with a DUI in Wyoming, USA who argued successfully that the horse knew the way home and he was just a passenger.
Horses aren’t real, though.
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
Wouldn’t a house, also?
My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.
Yes, I fucked up the autocorrect, such is life
No
The electric cars die quickly due to the heater for the battery and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.